Joanna Krupa in Various Little Bikinis

I’m aware that the chances of anyone reading this right now are slim to none considering this text is placed between pictures of super hottie Joanna Krupa in various little bikinis, but if there is anyone reading I’ve got just one thing to say to you… Are you mental? They’re Joanna Krupa bikini pictures for crying out loud. Get it together asshole.

Supermodel Candice Swanepoel Hot Bikini Pictures 2011

      I don’t think I have to tell you just how hot supermodel Candice Swanepoel is, so just take a moment or two to peruse through a few of these pictures of her in various little bikinis. Are you done yet? I didn’t think so, I’ll wait. Nice right? The girl is just incredibly hot, I’m pretty sure that ass of hers could end a lot of wars… And probably start more than a few. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr In GQ Magazine

     I can’t really think of a better way to finish off my rough day of celebrity blogging than with some pictures of supermodel Miranda Kerr exposing her sweet little ass. Here she is in some photoshoot where the clever photographer managed to convince the beauty to pose, at least once, in nothing but some sexy stockings. Well done sir. I especially love the sexy tan lines. Hot.

Nina Dobrev in Sexy Bikini at The Beach

I thought that Nina Dobrev was supposed to be one of Hollywood’s new hotties, so why the hell is she wearing her grandma’s bikini at the beach the other day? Luckily for her, and us, she’s got a pretty good looking ass that makes up for it , but come on. I bet there are a lot of chicks out there that would wear some tiny bathing suits if they had and ass like that. You’re hurting everyones feelings.

Imogen Thomas Sexy Bikini Pictures

Imogen Mary Thomas (born 27 November 1982) is a bar hostess and former beauty queen from Llanelli, South Wales, although she was residing in London before her entry into the house. She has a degree in Psychology and Health Studies from the University of Worcester and was crowned Miss Wales in 2003, beating future Big Brother 9 winner Rachel Rice, who came third.

Nicole Bahls Shows Off Her Amazing Sexy Bikini Body

After the Sheryl Crow bikini pictures I had up earlier, I needed to cleanse my palette so to speak and get a better image in my mind, so here’s Nicole Bahls Shows Off Her Amazing Sexy Bikini Body. This is what a yellow bikini is supposed to look like. This chick’s definitely no supermodel, but the fact that she always seems to wear thong bikinis that show off her sweet ass and giant floatation devices more than makes up for it. Enjoy.

Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani in Her Little Black Bathing Suit

I’ve been known to occasionally put up pictures of obscure European celebrities hanging out in their tiny European bikinis, this is one of those moments. Here’s Italian(?) hottie/actress Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani giving herself a suntan rub down in her little black bathing suit on the beach. So hot, I especially like her cheesy stripper butterfly tattoo, it reminds me of my mom. I have no clue who this chick is, but I like what I’m seeing. Her name is a bit of a mouthful, but so is her…. You know the rest.