Monday, May 31, 2010

Sheryl Crow in Her Little Yellow Bikini

Sheryl Crow in Her Little Yellow Bikini


While the thought of Sheryl Crow walking around on the beach in her little yellow bikini may have been hot about fifteen years ago, the reality of the situation today isn’t all that pretty. Sure she’s in pretty good shape for a woman of her age, but I feel like this could easily be a billboard for an osteoporosis drug or something to help stop older birds from peeing a little when they laugh.

Sheryl Crow in Her Little Yellow Bikini


Sheryl Crow in Her Little Yellow Bikini


Sheryl Crow in Her Little Yellow Bikini


Sheryl Crow in Her Little Yellow Bikini


Sheryl Crow in Her Little Yellow Bikini


Sheryl Crow in Her Little Yellow Bikini

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Paulina Rubio in a Sweet Little Bikini

Paulina Rubio in a Sweet Little Bikini


I don’t know what’s happened to Paulina Rubio’s tight little body, actually that’s not true, I know exactly what happened to it, some dude got his greasy fingers all over it and knocked it up with his douchebag seed. Thanks asshole. Way to ruin a sweet little bikini body for the rest of us. Anyhow, here she is on the beach the other day looking a lot like well, I probably would in a bikini after a few dozen beers and a couple of corn dogs. Delicious.

Paulina Rubio in a Sweet Little Bikini


Paulina Rubio in a Sweet Little Bikini


Paulina Rubio in a Sweet Little Bikini


Paulina Rubio in a Sweet Little Bikini


Paulina Rubio in a Sweet Little Bikini


Paulina Rubio in a Sweet Little Bikini


Paulina Rubio in a Sweet Little Bikini


Paulina Rubio in a Sweet Little Bikini

Friday, May 21, 2010

Jen Thomas in Sexy Little Bikini

Jen Thomas in Sexy Little Bikini


I was born in the mid 80’s in the good old City of Steel. Virgo at heart and I always stand true to my friends. Hard to believe… but I was shy, and a bit of a nerd, in high school.
When it comes to ANY area of my life, I really don’t like to settle for less than I can get, because I never want to wonder what it would have been like if I had tried my best. I’d rather die of thirst, than drink from the cup of mediocrity.

I always say that life is a gift, so I’m going to live it the best way that I can to honor that. Anything less is below the standards that I have set for myself, and that is just unacceptable to me. But most of all, I enjoy taking risks and learning from what comes. Leaps and collisions.

Where I grew up
PITTSBURGH PA

Places I've lived
NEW YORK, NEW YORK; LAS VEGAS NV

Companies I've worked for
ZEALY STEWART; HANSENS BEVERAGE; MUSCLE MILK; BIKINI FLAVORS; UJENA; MALIBU STRINGS; EMPIRE LINGERIE

Other names
Jrock, Renny, Roo, Kangy, JT, Jenn T.

Jen Thomas in Sexy Little Bikini


Jen Thomas in Sexy Little Bikini


Jen Thomas in Sexy Little Bikini


Jen Thomas in Sexy Little Bikini


Jen Thomas in Sexy Little Bikini


Jen Thomas in Sexy Little Bikini

Supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Vogue Russia

Supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Vogue Russia


It’s finally Friday and I’ve had another rough week of writing about celebrities and their lovely boobs, so I thought I would finish things off with a few tasty shots of supermodel Doutzen Kroes hanging out in her bikini for Vogue Russia. You’re welcome. Obviously the girl is hot, she’s a supermodel after all, but the fact that it’s in Russian somehow makes it even hotter. I don’t really know why, I guess the whole thing reminds me of my first wife, we met on the internet and she was shipped to me from Russia. I’m getting choked up. Enjoy.

Supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Vogue Russia


Supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Vogue Russia


Supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Vogue Russia


Supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Vogue Russia


Supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Vogue Russia


Supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Vogue Russia


Supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Vogue Russia

JWoWW Frolicking in The Ocean in Miami

JWoWW Frolicking in The Ocean in Miami


As much as I hate myself for it, I think I would like to bang the Jersey Shore’s JWoWW aka Jenni Farley. Does that make me a terrible person? I thought so. Believe me I’m not happy about it, her face is absolutely rotten, but every time I see pictures of her those boobs just keep calling out to me. “Sqeeze me with your face” they say, I can’t ignore them forever. Anyhow, here she is with that troll of a friend frolicking in the ocean in Miami the other day. Enjoy.

JWoWW Frolicking in The Ocean in Miami


JWoWW Frolicking in The Ocean in Miami


JWoWW Frolicking in The Ocean in Miami


JWoWW Frolicking in The Ocean in Miami


JWoWW Frolicking in The Ocean in Miami


JWoWW Frolicking in The Ocean in Miami


JWoWW Frolicking in The Ocean in Miami


JWoWW Frolicking in The Ocean in Miami

Kate Gosselin in a frikin’ bikini

Kate Gosselin in a frikin’ bikini


I’m really sorry about this folks, but Kate Gosselin is in the news all the time and she was on that dancing show and I thought that maybe if I put up pictures of her in a bikini I might get a little more traffic today. Sadly that means that all of us now have a picture burnt into our minds of Kate Gosselin in a frikin’ bikini. Believe me, I’m not happy about it either, but that’s life. Anyhow, I’m sure someone out there actually like Kate and this is making her day. Enjoy, or at least try.

Kate Gosselin in a frikin’ bikini

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Victoria Silvstedt Sexy Red Bikini Pictures

Victoria Silvstedt Sexy Red Bikini Pictures


It’s that time of year again, when all sorts of rich people and they’re fancy overpriced yachts descend on the French Riviera to hobnob with as many celebrities as they can at the Cannes Film Festival. And you know that wherever you find rich old dudes and fancy yachts, you’re almost guaranteed to find model Victoria Silvstedt hanging out in a bikini on top of one of those old rich dudes yachts. This is what she does, she’s being training all year for this moment so when she gets her chance you’re damn sure she’s going to take it. Lindsay Lohan could learn a lot from this woman.

Victoria Silvstedt Sexy Red Bikini Pictures


Victoria Silvstedt Sexy Red Bikini Pictures


Victoria Silvstedt Sexy Red Bikini Pictures


Victoria Silvstedt Sexy Red Bikini Pictures


Victoria Silvstedt Sexy Red Bikini Pictures


Victoria Silvstedt Sexy Red Bikini Pictures


Victoria Silvstedt Sexy Red Bikini Pictures

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